What's for breakfast tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
Radish soup with oysters, stir-fried mushrooms, wild crown daisies,
... seasoned dried radish, and kimchi
Oh yeah, how come the oysters aren't here yet? They're not here, right?
You're right
Call the nutritionist's office I think they forgot
because they were here yesterday
Not again
Ok-Hee, call the nutritionist's office and tell them the oysters aren't here yet
Tell them we need it right away
Goodness gracious!
Look at that bellflower
My goodness, its' a hundred years-old!
What? A hundred year-old bellflower? Really?
Let's have a talk with the country girl who hit the jackpot with bellflowers
25-year old backcountry girl Bong-Soon digs up l00 year-old bellflower
I'm in Kangwon Province because I heard there's something special in here
Let's find out what it is
Wow, is this the 100 year-old bellflower?
Yes, I didn't know that at first
But that's what the old man at the herb store in town told me
It's shaped like a human body!
It must be worth a lot of money if it's that big!
She hit the jackpot! It's like winning the lottery!
Why would I try to find bellflowers in the middle of winter?
The ground's frozen
My dog died a few days ago
That dimwit
I don't know why he crawled up on top of the fireplace and shoved rat poison in his mouth
I guess he ate them 'cuz he wanted to die
That dimwit wanted to die
What a dork
Uh. . . what's the connection between this bellflower and your dead dog?
What do you expect me to do, eat my dog?
I had to bury him
So I went to the mountain to dig a hole
And while I was digging, I found this
Oh I see
Then I guess you can say that this bellflower is the last gift your dog left you
Gift? Yeah right
He wasn't a dog
He was my family
What's the use of a gift when your family's dead?
Dork
I left it for the rats Why'd he shove it down this throat
She's so naive Maybe it's because she's from the country
25 year-olds these days don't talk like that
They said she's from the backcountry
She ain't so normal either
Why don't you say thank you to your dog in heaven?
Hey Bong-Gu, rest in peace
I know your life here was hard
You can rest in peace there
I'm very sorry, and I miss you much
Let's lighten up the mood a little
Did you have a peculiar dream the night before?
Dream? Yeah right
Once I'm asleep, I wouldn't know if a tiger came and bit me
I'm here! Anything good on TV?
Oh, hi Good thing you stopped by
Why? What's the matter?
The oysters we need for tomorrow morning aren't here yet. I think they forgot
Today's not the delivery day for ingredients
What?
You should've told me that earlier! What do you expect me to do now?
We forgot too I was about to call you
You could've called me dozens of times while you were busy watching TV like this!
Why do you guys always have to be so darn lazy?
Did you guys plot together to get me in trouble or something?
Hey, turn off the TV
Don't say that
You can just call them right now and tell them to bring it
We'll work overtime until we finish preparing for tomorrow
Do you think they have nothing else do except for waiting for our phone calls?
What if I went home without stopping by?
I'm the one who's going to be in trouble tomorrow morning, not you guys!
Are you guys all stupid or something?
What? Stupid?
You think you can throw your temper at your elders like that because you're a nutritionist?
That's why you still can't get married!
Then did you get a divorce thanks to that temper of yours?
What? What did you just say?
Pipe down you guys
Stop it!
- Un-ju, go and call them yourself - Okay
Dear Auraji boatman
Ferry me over, will you?
The gingers of Sarigol are about to fall
The fallen gingers can stay with the fallen leaves
I miss my love for all seasons, I can't go on
Why does a frog leap?
He wants to go further
Why am I smiling?
I want to get to know you
Why, oh why, why do you have to be
So charming to my eyes Why do you have to be?
Arirang, arirang, arariyo Grandma! We're out of toilet papers!
Grandma!
I said, we're out of toilet papers!
My legs are getting numb
How come you're not answering me!
Are you there?
Come and bring me, come and bring me Come and bring me some toilet papers
Before my legs get numb and sink to my death Come and bring me some toilet papers
Grandma!
We don't have any more toilet papers
Use this instead
Grandma!
How come you took so long?
I thought you were gone
Do you know how long I've been drying my butt in here?
I thought I was gonna sink to my death in the bathroom from the break of dawn
Grandma, stay strong and healthy for a long time, okay?
You're the only one in this whole world who can rescue me if I sink into the bathroom
Hey mister! Hey mister!
Can you hear me?
Mister!
It's beating
I heard it beat
Hey mister, look over here
Hey mister
But it's my first time
I can't believe my first kiss is with an unidentified half-dead man
Mister!
Hey Mister!
Mister! Wake up, mister!
Can you hear me? Wake up!
Grandma!
I'm sorry You can't get in without an invitation card
I'm very sorry
Please don't do this
What's the matter?
I told her that she can't come inside because she didn't bring her invitation card with her
I came all the way down here from Seoul! You're making me go back home
just because I forgot a stupid invitation card?
I'm here to see my oppa! lnspector Kim Tae-Woo of the 22nd class!
He's my oppa!
You can go and check if you. . .
There are different kinds of oppas out there
- What kind of an oppa is he? - Huh?
Oppa as in your real brother?
No
You can't enter without an invitation card
even if you came all the way here from Papua New Guinea, much less from Seoul
I'm sorry, please go back
What about oppa as in my cousin? I still can't go in?
- He's your cousin? - Yes
- ls he really your cousin? - Yes, you can go check with him
- Please give me your id card - Why do you need my id?
You can go in after giving me your id, and take it back after the ceremony
Oh
Here
Seoul Seodaemun-gu Ahyun-dong Jangmi Apartment
- ls this your current address? - Yes
- What's your cell phone number? - 011 -994-2409
- Why do you need my number? - I'll call you after the ceremony
Come see me for your id
Thank you
Thank you so much
Uh, Sir?
She says she came all the way from Seoul! I'll take care of it
Kim Hyo-Joo, born in 1984
That means. . .
She's 23!
See you in Seoul, Hyo-Joo!
Director Lee, just one more, please?
That can't be done, Sir
Just smoke your cigarette, Mr. President
You'll die from diabetes trying to avoid lung cancer
Give him the rice snacks
Yes, Mrs. Chang
Here you go
Just one? Come on, spare me another one
Want one?
Forget it
Okay, got it
Nam Bong-Gi, straighten up
You're putting the entire organization to shame
What did I do wrong?
Pledge number one of the Office of the Presidential Security
We will give our lives to complete our mission
Number two, we will act in righteousness and honesty
Number three, we will unite in mutual trust for one another
Number four, we will preserve the public peace as if it was our life
Number five, we will protect our honor and maintain our dignity
Stop acting ugly and quit being so dirty
Oh, that hot chick?
Dude, that's guarding with a heart
Our entire organization is devoted to guarding the nation with a heart
I need to do my part in practicing it for the sake of my organization
Mr. President and the First Lady have just arrived
All rise
(Police Academy)
Oh no!
Do something!
Director Lee, can't you do something?
Don't you know how to stop hiccups?
I heard that they go away if you pinch your nose and hold your breath for a long time
The most common method is suddenly scaring the person hiccupping
ls it gone?
What should I do?
Scare me
Scare you?
How can I scare someone who's waiting to be scare?
You know,
Remember how salty the soup was for your ex-wife's memorial last year?
That's because I poured a bunch of salt into it
ls that true?
Goodness It stopped, right?
It stopped, it stopped!
I'm sorry
Are you okay?
We're fine ls the kid okay?
- Check if he's okay - Yes, Ma'am
It's not a bomb, just a regular ball Everything's fine
How's the kid? ls he hurt?
No, he's fine Don't worry
He's fine
Good
Oh my gosh, that was so scary. . .
The hiccups stopped, right?
Let's go
Yes, Sir
Let's go
That's strange
Why isn't he here?
It's about time he came out and called me tramp, bitch, or slut dozens of time by now
Maybe the old man's sick
The lighter. . .
Excuse me, do you have a lighter?
No?
Why does everyone pick on me?
Who do you think you are? You think you can just yell at me like that?
It's not like I ripped him off or ran off with his money!
That guy's pissing me off!
What? A lighter?
What kind of a shameless woman was that?
How dare she ask me for a lighter!
She's thin as a toothpick because she's always sucking on those cigarettes everyday!
You just ruined my day!
What kind of hunters is so stupid?
I know pigs are idiots, but they can tell you're here to kill if you keep on shooting like that!
I'm sure they already got the point and went hiding
Hey misters, can you guys hear me?
It's me, Bong-Soon!
Hey guys, can't you hear me?
Hey misters!
ls that you, Bong-Soon?
Yes!
The sun's already down! Just call it a day and come back down!
The potato soup doesn't taste good when it's cold!
Oki doki! We'll be there soon, just wait a little
Oki doki!
Arirang Arirang Arariyo
Send me over to the Arirang hill
Why does a frog leap?
He wants to go further
Why am I smiling? I want to get to know you
Our love is like a pine cone
Just a small wind can shake it off
You may take me for a useless fool
But I think of you as a moon shining on a lone mountain
Arirang Arirang Arariyo
Send me over to the Arirang hill
What? Disappeared?
Since when?
Okay Keep on looking
It's okay, tell me
A white roe disappeared
Huh?
Does it taste flat? How is it?
Perfect
It's good
Why did he come all the way to this mountain?
I don't know how he fell down, but he has bruises all over his body
The bruises outside don't matter much
I hope there's nothing wrong with him inside
Water. ..
Grandma
He's alive
Who are you?
You wouldn't know even if we told you
Then who are you?
Why did you come all the way in here for?
It's too late to try covering yourself
I already saw everything when I undressed you
But I didn't take your underwear off
My grandma did
It's dry now
Put it on, you must feel empty
We can't track him after he left the operation room
It seems like the medical center's turned upside down
The chief and his professor are furious right now
Should we place an emergency order?
No, let's just leave him alone
lf he got kidnapped, the kidnappers will call
lf he disappeared on his own will, he probably needs some time
It's about time he got tired
Actually, I'm relieved
I thought he became a vegetable or something
But he's screaming in pain right now
I'm gonna commend him when he comes back
And scold him that he should've done this a long time ago
lsn't this garlic?
Soybean paste!
Excuse me, do you want some clothes?
Yes
Put this one for now
You need to wait until tomorrow afternoon for your clothes to get dry
Dinner will be ready soon Hurry up and put them on
Excuse me Should I bring your food in?
Hold on
ln a minute
Yes
Come in
This is pine nuts porridge
You must be starving to death
Try them
Did you put the soybean paste and the garlic on me?
Yes
Thanks, anyways
But can I take them off now? They smell bad
There are other ways for first-aid treatment
I'm good at first-aid treatment too
What do you mean, they smell bad?
You city slickers don't eat soybean paste and garlic or something?
Try the porridge
Soybean paste is the best remedy for scratches, and garlic for treating frostbites
You were dying before I came and rescued you
And now you're complaining that they smell bad?
What's your name, kiddo?
What's your name?
It's Bong-Soon
Yeo Bong-Soon
- Yeo Bong-Soon? - What's your name then?
Me? I'm Chang Joon-Won
Chang Joon-Won
Nice to meet you, Yeo Bong-Soon
Shaking hands in the middle of a meal?
Your porridge is getting cold Hurry up and finish it
Okay
You have a lot of book
You must like reading, kiddo
The pictures look unique
Potato Cooking Contest
You were in a cooking contest?
Yes
You won first place?
Yes
Are all these pictures of you winning first place?
Yes
Why were you in so many competitions?
You must be talented, kiddo
Let's see. ..
Bald Mountain Treasure Hunt?
I didn't know there were competitions like that
Excuse me, I'm not a kiddo
Catching Trout with Your Bare Hands Competition?
Did you win first place in that too, kiddo?
Wow!
And this is. . . Miss Auraji Competition?
Corn Eating Competition?
Look here, Mister
Yes?
You know, I'm not a kiddo
I'm a full-grown adult Why do you keep on calling me a kiddo?
Are you blind?
Stop calling me a kiddo!
Or I'm gonna stitch that mouth of yours!
Sorry I'm very sorry
Okay kid
Help yourself!
Dig in!
You're the only thing in the whole world I can give to my poor little Bong-Soon
So you need to eat a lot
I think his ankle hurts, Grandma
Maybe it's broken
Broken? Yeah right
lf it was broken, he'd be rolling on the floor in pain
He wouldn't be sitting there like that
Then maybe his bones are still in shock
He doesn't show it, but I don't think he can stand up
I don't know what to do
lf I tell her that it hurts, she'll. . .
I need to put some ice on it at least. . .
My colleagues at the medical center will jump out of their skins if they see this
Knock, knock
Come in
What are you up to?
It may smell bad, but nothing beats this for a sprained ankle
So stop complaining and just put it on before you go to sleep
What do you mean, it seems bad?
You hillbillies don't eat potatoes and ginger or something?
We city slickers do
Do you live with just your grandma?
Yes
How about your parents?
I heard my mom passed away while giving birth to me
And I heard that my dad died in an accident when I was three
Oh
Sorry
I'm sorry
No need to be sorry
I don't even know how they look anyways It doesn't brother me
How come you don't know how they look? Don't you have any pictures?
I heard the pictures
Hey kiddo, how old are you?
- ln 9th grade? - What?
9th grade?
I'm speechless because I'm dumbfounded
- No? - Go open the first drawer over there!
(DOB.: May 25th, 1982)
Allow me
Please, allow me
Here you are
Where there's a will, there's a way
Heaven helps those who help themselves
After a storm comes a calm
These are my favorite quotes in the whole world
I'm making a new addition today
No news is good news
I'm sure he'll find his way back
Like what they say, you leave because you want to come back
That's a nice aroma
Oh my, wormwood soup!
And mother's-heart and sedum too!
I gathered them from the mountain
Spring is already here in the mountains
It really is spring
You wanted to send us news of spring, huh?
Spring is coming
Cheer up again
Am I right, Chef Kang?
Please enjoy your meal
- You dork, you didn't notice I'm here? - Huh?
Why you little!
Are you too busy looking at your shoes to notice your old man?
Yes
Why am I wasting my breath?
Stop polishing them and eat your food, you dork
Director Lee, it's time for breakfast!
He still hasn't called yet?
Any hunch?
Okay
What to do, what to do. . .
Why? Did something happen?
No, nothing
You're on vacation?
Yes
For how long?
One week, if you count the weekend
- Awesome, huh? - Yes, awesome
- Any plans? - Heck yeah!
I'm going to Phuket tomorrow On a 4 days, 3 nights exquisite package
With who?
Aren't you guys eating?
We're coming!
Got it
It's not much, but help yourselves
I've been meaning to say this for a long time
It's not like I'm eating for free My rent covers food, as well as lodging
Father!
Just eat whatever I give up Got that?
You need to walk all the way down to the next neighborhood to make a phone call
Not with that ankle
It's a rocky road
And very far, too
I have my cell phone in my car, but that's also far away
What should I do?
Are you trying to go to Seoul?
Yes
I brought my car with me, so I think I need to have someone come down to go back home
Put your clothes on and come outside
You're not telling me to get on, are you?
You're not planning to pull me, are you Miss Bong-Soon?
Then who else will pull you?
A cow? A chicken?
Hurry up and get on
It's getting cloudy I think we're in for a rain
Do you see that?
I pulled him here when she was a baby
Get on!
That's a gunshot, right?
Yes
I think it's getting closer
Excuse me, but isn't that dangerous? I think they're just shooting randomly
We can get hit while passing by
Yeah, I heard that a lot of people got shot
And that's not the end of it
There are a lot of people getting bit by wild boars too
Miss Bong-Soon
Miss Bong-Soon!
Hey misters, can you guys hear me?
It's me, Bong-Soon!
Hi Bong-Soon!
Don't shoot this way, okay?
We have people here
Oki doki!
Thanks a bunch!